笑话1:嫁到俺村来嘛!俺村比较富有!通信基本靠吼!交通基本靠走!耕地基本靠牛!照明基本靠油!取暖基本靠抖!治安基本靠狗!发财基本靠偷!美女基本没有!笑话2:present for girlfriendat a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "shall i engrave her name on it?" the jewe
笑话1:一位弥留之际的男人向妻子立下遗嘱:我死后,但愿你能嫁给我们的邻居埃德先生。妻子不解,于是他又解释说:两年前,这混蛋卖给我的奶牛根本挤不出奶,我现在也要让他尝尝受骗的滋味!笑话2:be careful what you wish fora couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which f