笑话故事精选笑死人

笑话1：

「日」对「旦」说：「你什N时候学会玩滑板了?」

笑话2：

钱这东西说起来也没什么好避讳的，无非是让人多一个选择，比如有钱可以穿便宜货，而没钱只能穿便宜货。

笑话3：

闺蜜：姐，为啥总有那么多帅男围着你?

姐：你知道我们出租屋附近的那两个包子铺吗?

闺蜜：知道啊，怎么了?

姐：你说为啥一家生意很好，买包子都要排队，另一家的生意却冷冷清清?

闺蜜：一家馅多包子大，另一家包子小馅少。

姐挺了挺胸：现在你知道为啥那么多帅男围着了吧!

闺蜜：擦……

笑话4：

five months older

the second world war had begun, and john wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. so when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

but john‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. this doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw john‘s papers, he was surprised.

"how old are you?" he said.

"eighteen, sir," said john.

"but your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "are you twins?"

"oh, no, sir," said john, and his face went red. "my brother is five months older than i am."

大五个月

第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。

可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。

“你多大了?”军医问。

“十八，长官。”约翰说。

“可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?”

约翰脸红了，说：“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。”

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