笑话1:
我一有时间就拿着手机看小说。一天早上,女儿对我说:“妈妈,我晚上做了一个梦,特别可怕。”
“梦见什么了?”我一边看手机,一边敷衍道。
女儿说:“我梦见一个大妖怪向咱们扑过来,眼看就要把咱们吃掉了,我就使劲儿拉着您喊‘快跑啊,快跑啊’,结果您拿着手机说‘等会儿,让我看完这段再说’。”
笑话2:
儿子岁,因为刚让他分床睡,所以经常吵着要跟我们一块儿睡。
一天,我应酬喝酒到凌晨才回家,媳妇就跟儿子说: “儿子,你看你爸好可怜,工作到半夜那么辛苦,还不能挨着自个的媳妇儿睡!”
谁知小家伙冒了句: “妈妈,我更可怜,我连媳妇儿都没有!”
笑话3:
“ 丰”对“卅”说:“哟,哥们,这是咋的啦,大白天的咋还躺地上了呢?”
笑话4:
对于丑人,细看是一种残忍!
笑话5:
be careful what you wish for
a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
during the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
the wife wanted to travel around the world. the fairy waved her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand.
next, it was the husband‘s turn. he paused for a moment, then said shyly, "well, i‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
the fairy picked up her wand, and boom! he was ninety.
慎重许愿
一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。
庆祝活动中,一位仙女出现了。她说,由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻,因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“!”的一声,她的手中出现了一张票。
接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻,害羞地说,“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。”
仙女拾起了魔术棒。“!”,他变成了90岁。
笑话6:
“不对!”“的确不对!”“确实感觉不对!”
“老板,我要的是清汤火锅,我怎么感觉自己有点麻?”
老板:“实在不好意思,你坐的这个位子有点漏电!”
幽默笑话小故事集锦二
名言
一个杰出的人,不是在炫丽的一刻展现他过人之处,而是在他每天的工作里。
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