笑话1:

考试时的眼睛: (←_←)(→_→) (←_←)(→_→) 老师来了: (↓_ ↓)

笑话2:

女儿:妈,我给你买个吸尘器吧,就不用你弯腰扫地了。

老妈:不要,浪费钱。

女儿:那我给你买个洗碗机啊,能省不少事呢。

老妈:不要,浪费钱。

女儿:那你想要什么啊?

老妈:什么都不要,这些活你爸都能干。

笑话3:

five months older

the second world war had begun, and john wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. so when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

but john‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. this doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw john‘s papers, he was surprised.

"how old are you?" he said.

"eighteen, sir," said john.

"but your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "are you twins?"

"oh, no, sir," said john, and his face went red. "my brother is five months older than i am."

大五个月

第二次世界大战开始了,约翰想参军,可他只有十六岁,当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时,他说他已经十八岁了。

可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天,而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时,感到非常惊奇。

“你多大了?”军医问。

“十八,长官。”约翰说。

“可你的哥哥也是十八岁,你们是双胞胎吗?”

约翰脸红了,说:“哦,不是,长官,我哥哥比我大五个月。”

笑话4:

跟室友去吃烧烤,吃的正香呢,

室友又递过来一个鸡翅,说了一句让哥终身难忘的话:“换一个吃吧,看你啃的,狗看了都哭。”

笑话5:

猴山管理员:现在正值交配季节,猴子们都到洞里去了。靓女:假如我丢些花生米,它们会出来吗?管理员:若换成你,你会出来吗?

笑话6:

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